Monday, September 15, 2008

oh no you di'nt?!

im not a judgemental girl. nor am i shallow, short tempered, picky, or fickle. but i do have a long list of pet-peeves. details tend to rule my world and little things here and there tend to "erk" me. i figure to pass the time i will list few things that when seen, will probably inspire me to talk shit or curse up a storm :)




what can i say, i call it like i see it... so if i dont like it i will speak about it haha.




.slow drivers, especially due to cell phone.
.denim on denim (ie denim jacket with jeans).
.bluetooths... if youre not in a car, then you dont need it.
.babyphat and phat farm.
.pissing calvin stickers.
.bad highlights
.bad extentions: if i can see where they start or the dont match your hair.. theyre not good.
.bad eyebrows
.muffin tops: if youre wearing size 7 jeans and they button under your gut, then maybe you should wear a 9 or 11. you’ll look a slimmer, trust me.
.when some one explains something to me more than once: if i didnt ask you to repeat yourself, then its more than likely i didnt need to hear it again.
.bad driving directions... i get lost on my own, i dont need assistance with that :)
.sTiCKy CapS
.dumb b's, whores, homewreckers and the like.
.people who whistle or make the "pst" sound: really that doesnt make me want to date you.
.hickeys in public view.
.bad tattoos.
.scenesters. -- if you share your jeans, your flat iron, and your eyeliner with your boyfriend… then I mean you!
.panty lines.
.liquid eyeliner eyebrows.
.grammatical errors (although my blog is sure to be riddled with them)
.myspace drama… GET OVER IT, if you can legally purchase your own porn and cigarettes then maybe your old enough to do your arguing in person.
.bad breath.
.alcohol induced arguments.
.finding dribbles of urine on the toilet seat.

im sure theres more i can write... but i guess i'll save it for another post.

1 comment:

NANCYsaysWOO said...

.sTiCKy CapS


LoLz.
hahahaha.