debbie tan.remember the first time we met? probably not because you were sloppy drunk :) you made me sit on you lap. that was the first time i wet myself in public. it was from then on i learned to wear depends adult diapers when i know im going to see you, because like a young puppy i get excited when im around you making it hard for me to stop myself from urinating all over the place .ie. your leg. youre va-jay-jay is like pancakes and eggs on a sunday morning, comforting and warm. your touch makes everything below my equator go into convulsions. it feels like the northridge earthquake all over again.
debbie tan.. please touch my can :)
hahhahahahahahahaha.
:-p
1 comment:
my GOODNESS
you don't undertand how much this entry turned me on. your descriptions are very, very visual. i can almost feel the wetness on my lap. hahahaha
perhaps i will cook something up for you.... in due time, in due time...
NUMMMMMMSSS :)
ps: i ALWAYS touch your can, and you freakin' know it.
*rub up against you*
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