renovation nation.

my house is going through major renovations... stoked on it, but not so stoked about the dust, heat and lack of ac during all of this. as of today the list of renovations includes:
-new kitchen
-addition of pantry
-enclosed wash room in back
-tear down 3 walls
-replace the laminate floor with wood
-replace carpet with wood
-expand living room
-expand dining room
-add recessed lights to living room/kitchen
-replace moldings with crown molding
-remove "popcorn" ceilings

im sure my parents will add to this list.

FML i dont want to be around for all of this work!

3.

there are only 3 people on my shit list.

and one of them is in a league of their own!

love this shit haha.

fucking lil wayne...... literally.

i can believe he answered this question the way he did:

How cautious are you when it comes to having sex?

"I have to be more cautious now. Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that pussy! Make that pussy love you and that rubber ain't going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that pussy. That's when a nigga fuck up, when you trying to do too much. A nigga like me, I am gonna make the pussy so wet that there's no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in."

--playboy.com 'the dirty dozen''